... is my all time favorite web site. Here are a few of today's posts that made me laugh.
Last night my friend burned her forehead. Not only did she come to school today with a batman band-aid over it, whenever it would sting she put her hand to her head and hissed "Voldemort is near". Now I remember why she's my friend. MLIA
I work as a waitress at a breakfast restaurant, and today, I brought a credit card receipt back to a table to be signed. Instead of signing it, he drew a picture of a whale swimming on the signature line. Skeptical, I turned the credit card over to look at the signature on the back. A whale swimming. MLIA
Today, my English teacher, who has had a crazy looking beard since the start of school, nonchalantly in the middle of class said, "Man, this thing is itchy", and took the beard off. Needless to say, we are baffled. MLIA
Today, I opened a bag of dove chocolate. My mom said I could only eat two since dinner was going to be ready soon. The first chocolate I opened said "Sometimes breaking the rules is more fun." I ate ten. MLIA
Today, I was doing PR for our city police department and talking to kids about 911. I asked a group of preschoolers if any of them could tell me what their address was. A little girl immediately raised her hand and told me that a dress was a something you pulled over your head to wear. Best answer I heard all day. MLIA.
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